ASHCROFT DECLARES BILL OF RIGHTS FORGERY ALSO
John Ashcroft came forward today with conclusive evidence that the Bill of Rights was a forgery. "No American has ever been able to write that pretty with a dang feather: it was a china-man. And that's treason. End of story."
Most scholars agree that the other seventeen amendments are pretty much down the toilet as well.
"Grab your ankles America, I'm striking the sodomy laws."
posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 1:27 PM
3 Comments:
At September 26, 2004 at 9:47 PM,
Anonymous said…
mmmmm.yeah baby, you like it like that. don't you? Oh yeah....lady liberty bent over, grabbing her ankles, and me, John Ashecroft, shoving my veined and engorged constitution into her winking pink brownie cake.
At September 26, 2004 at 10:36 PM,
Flaming Cartwheel of Death said…
pajamanaymous? No, I like funny. Ashcroft does not really have a penis, and that's the joke. He eats babies on live TV, (blogs count too in the big media world incase you forgot to inhale), he doesn't really fuck things; he eats them. let's drink soon.
At September 28, 2004 at 7:41 PM,
Anonymous said…
Yes. Drink and compare our Billy Graham Porno card collections.
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