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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

 

Clerk or Demon?CLERK BUSTED FOR SELLING LIQUOR TO A MINOR DEMON

"Minor demons' cocks still have barbs on them," said Officer Whoopsie, everybody's favorite cop.

"The LAST thing I need is more demons with something to prove, running around with LOWERED INHIBITIONS and big ol' barbs on their cocks!"

When questioned, the Clerk responded "It didn't smell fishy to me."


posted by Flaming Cartwheel of Death @ 6:28 PM  

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