ST. HELEN'S' VOTING PIGEON!

"Fuck hawks, fuck doves, I'm voting goddamn Pigeon. We will eat all your corpses and your corpses corpses." Said the mountain. When asked if the mountain was implying that it voting Libertarian, it would not respond.

Onlookers agreed that there was no way to interpret the cloud as anthing but a pigeon. Not hawk, not dove. Pigeon.

When Officer Whoopsie, everybody's favorte cop, pointed out "Pigeons are doves, asshole." his mace accidentally discharged and the crowd dispersed.